pizza11

222 i'm 1/3 evil! the rest is insanity and lolcats. luck is for those too stupid to realize that they are walking into a busy street. if i'm crazy then you're insane! why is bad luck so bad? why can't it just be violently good? it's quiet! too quiet! quick get my ball bat it's the apocolypse! true friends are those that laugh at your stupidity the longest. meet dr. duct tape he's gonna help me control my anger. how do we know our pets love us they could be plotting our doom. cats are the perfect ninjas insanity is creativity.

1.think of a number between 2 and 9(can be 2 or 9) 2.multiply it by 9 3.you will have a two digit number add the 2 numbers that are in the number 4.subtract 5 5.think of the letter that goes with the number you now have 6.think of a country that starts with that letter 7.take the last letter of the country and think of an animal that starts with it 8. take the last letter of the animal and think of a color that starts with it note:there are no orange kangaroos in denmark

One bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight.Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. Deaf policeman heard the noise, came and shot the two dead boys. Now if you don't believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too.